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What About a "LadyBag" for Men?

by Mark Evans on Mon 24 Apr 2006 10:25 AM EDT | Permanent Link

The Discovery Channel has a story about a new purse - the Ladybag - developed by researchers at Vancouver's Simon Fraser University that uses RFID technology to alert the owner if they leave the house without their wallet or keys. "We came up with the bag because we thought that all of us would use it," said Ginny Mesina, one of six women who worked on the Ladybag's creation. What about morphing the technology for a men's wallet? It would be amazing if the same technology could be used to locate missing wallets and/or keys - solving an age-old problem that has put tremendous stress on relationships around the world. Can you imagine no longer having to say "Have you seen my wallet?" or "Where are my keys". Now that would be very cool!

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Re: What About a "LadyBag" for Men?

by Dave Forde on Mon 24 Apr 2006 02:38 PM EDT | Permanent Link

Mark - You get it first and we'll see if it takes off :)

I bet you "Ginny" worked on this to keep track of her significant other... (can you say Big Sister)

Re: What About a "LadyBag" for Men?

by Jeremy Toeman on Mon 24 Apr 2006 05:24 PM EDT | Permanent Link

Isn't that called a "murse"?

Re: What About a "LadyBag" for Men?

by Wisemonkey on Tue 25 Apr 2006 09:55 PM EDT | Profile | Permanent Link

Any guy who gets one of these probably needs one for his wife's purse as well that way he can track down where his b*lls are 24 hours a day.

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