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Toilet Seats Have Less Germs than Your Desk...Really!

by Mark Evans on Tue 21 Feb 2006 11:59 AM EST | Permanent Link

Believe it or not, this was the title of press release issued today by Grand & Toy. Apparently, the average desk (including computer mice, telephones, etc.) have 400X more germs than a toilet seat. Even it's true, I'm not sure this is the kind mental imagery I would want to suggest to sell a product. But Grand & Toy is trying to promote a "hygenic and healthier" workplace to sell accessories made by Fellowes such as mice and keyboards that feature Microban anti-microbial protection. The problem is whenever I see Fellowes product, I'm going to think about toilets.

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Re: Toilet Seats Have Less Germs than Your Desk...Really!

by Tris Hussey on Tue 21 Feb 2006 12:55 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

Actually there was even a Mythbusters episode on this (testing the 5 second rule ... which flunked) ... their toilet seat was the cleanest part of their whole place!

Looking at some of my old keyboards and mice ... yeah I can believe it.

Re: Toilet Seats Have Less Germs than Your Desk...Really!

by Stuart MacDonald on Tue 21 Feb 2006 09:12 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

Um, they're not trying to promote a "hygenic and healthier" workplace. They're trying to promote you and yours to write something like this.

-- Stuart

Re: Toilet Seats Have Less Germs than Your Desk...Really!

by Bogdan on Wed 19 Dec 2007 06:19 AM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

That is probably very true cause on a toilet seat you put only your bottom...but on your desk everyone puts their hands and papers that have been in a million other places and portable showers

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