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Blackberry Helmet Available Now!

by Mark Evans on Mon 16 Jan 2006 02:37 PM EST | Permanent Link | Cosmos

Canadian comedian Rick Mercer has come up with the next big thing for Blackberry users - the Blackberry Helmet. Check it out here.

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Re: Blackberry Helmet Available Now

by Anonymous on Mon 16 Jan 2006 05:08 PM EST | Permanent Link

Thanks for the laugh Mark. I saw this last week in RMR - loved it, especially since I can often be found in "Blackberry prayer".

Actually putting a link to it on by (less serious) blog.

Phil Sewell

Re: Blackberry Helmet Available Now

by Stuart MacDonald on Mon 16 Jan 2006 05:23 PM EST | Profile | Permanent Link

Okay, that is hilarious. And, sadly, useful too! Thanks for posting, Mark.

- Stuart

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