In an illustration that even the best-laid PR plans can go badly awry, the launch of a new wireless network providing Chapleau, Ont. with broadband access didn't go as expected. Bell Canada CEO Michael Sabia was supposed to attend a press conference  in the town, a two-hour drive from Timmins, Ont. (Shania Twain's hometown) and eight hours from Toronto. He got as far as 30 minutes down the road from Timmins before a freezing ice storm forced his car to turn around. Meanwhile, Nortel CEO Bill Owens got into Chapleau last night. Upon learning an ex-U.S. Admiral was within their midst, the locals encouraged Owens to visit the Royal Canadian Legion for a few beverages. Owens apparently regaled the crowd with some military stories. At the press conference this morning, he joked that given his CEO gig is ending next week, he's looking for a job. "Nothing has come up yet but my CV is available". Speaking of  jobs, the Ottawa  Business Journal ran an editorial recently that suggested Canada could do itself some good by electing a new Prime Minister with an Owens-like character:
"In the Nortel fiasco, it is quite obvious – former U.S. Navy man William Owens. Right now we exist in a sweet spot where we can say Mr. Owens did his job. He came in, appraised the situation, set to work to clean up the books, overhauled Nortel's business and made strategic acquisitions to provide access to new markets."
Who knows, if Owens had completed his five-year contract with Nortel, he could have applied for Canadian citizenship and then given politics a try. Prime Minister Owens has a nice ring to it.